Tuesday, February 12, 2008


It is easy to prove to yourself that God is imaginary. The evidence is all around you. Here are 50 simple proofs: 1. Try praying 2. Statistically analyze prayer 3. Look at all historical gods 4. Think about science 5. Read the Bible 6. Ponder God's plan 7. Understand religious delusion 8. Think about Near Death Experiences 9. Understand ambiguity 10. Watch the offering plate 11. Notice that there is no scientific evidence 12. See the magic 13. Take a look at slavery 14. Examine Jesus' miracles 15. Examine Jesus' resurrection 16. Contemplate the contradictions 17. Think about Leprechauns 18. Imagine heaven 19. Notice that you ignore Jesus 20. Notice your church 21. Understand Jesus' core message 22. Count all the people God wants to murder 23. Listen to the Doxology 24. Ask why religion causes so many problems 25. Understand evolution and abiogenesis 26. Notice that the Bible's author is not "all-knowing" 27. Think about life after death 28. Notice how many gods you reject 29. Think about communion 30. Examine God's sexism 31. Understand that religion is superstition 32. Talk to a theologian 33. Contemplate the crucifixion 34. Examine your health insurance policy 35. Notice Jesus' myopia 36. Realize that God is impossible 37. Think about DNA 38. Contemplate the divorce rate among Christians 39. Realize that Jesus was a jerk 40. Understand Christian motivations 41. Flip a coin 42. Listen when "God talks" 43. Realize that a "hidden God" is impossible 44. Think about a Christian housewife 45. Consider Noah's Ark 46. Ponder Pascal's Wager 47. Contemplate Creation 48. Compare prayer to a lucky horseshoe 49. Look at who speaks for God 50. Ask Jesus to appear

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